Preludes and Nocturnes

Alright. The pissed one is back. I admit I've been on far too long a hiatus to surmount the record. My apologies to all my fans. Yeah, that's right. All 5 of you. (Egad! Someone actually comes here!)

It sucks when you start to realise that you haven't been really keeping up with everyone. And for all the time that was lost, it doesn't make it any easier for anyone to begin somewhere again. But considering the fact that I've been thwarted, tortured, tampered and trifled with, I have my reasons for not being able to be updating this crap hole for a while. mistverge suggested I should CPR this place (as should have been with my PC earlier), so here I am.

I'll spare you guys the gruesome details for now. I need to search for my foothold again. Somehow I've lost my mojo. Keep coming back for the more juicier poopie bits. It's the least I can do for my fans.

Yeah, that's right. That would mean you, you nitwit. I can't believe you're still here.