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th e gl as s bo y

"any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental"

I figured since my last blog was a such a pile of bollocks, there isn't any harm in me trying my hand at tormenting the english-speaking population with beleaguered random rants. Again.

So.

Let me get a few things straight. Rest assured there are a certain few traits you'd probably WON'T find here :

  1. for one, there will be nonewatsoever literacy taboos ala aLtErNaTe CaPs, "U"s instead of "you", "LOL"s or undefined net jargon/abbreviations for the record. In a sense, I'd pen in a sane comprehensive manner. I'd try anyway. Defines my mood.
  2. I'd probably guess not a lot of people would wanna (whoops does "wanna" count as net bullshit?" Heck. Why am I TrYiNg So hArD?) find out wat I'd have done for the day. Do you bother? Do you care? Does it make you laugh that hard?
  3. I am not a saint. Do not expect to find any of my comments or opinions confucious-ical. I do not support the JI. Nor do I hate Mr Bush. Any relevance to any living thing or incident is purely confidential. Or so you deem out of any of your abrupt brush with the boogie man.
Phew. Now that wasn't so hard? Albeit I'm greatly inspired by fantastic blogs that just make me whirl with cracks at my sides and jerk a few H2O from my rusty optical ducts, I am in no effort trying to outdo any of them. Just to set the record straight, I'm just an average joe. My life is a naught in this whimsical ride and nobody's interested. Tonight, I get to have the chance to bore you. Yesh you. Not considering the fact that I'd probably be reading this over a dozen more times thereafter. Alright, have it your way.

::Moods and muses::
Lisa Ono - O Que E Arnar

The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. - From "Taxi"

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