Email : See this website www.click-six.com quite tor kong… I mean for a shop tt sells accessories.
I bought myself a hair pin there!

Phone Call -

Me : What did I tell you about shopping during lunchtime? You went to OG right, you naughty woman.

Her : I bought a very lovely hair clip only what. It's very nice mah and it comes in a pair maybe I can give one to you. And plus you must apply Axe Oil. Then I clip mine on my jeans.

Me : Hair clips belong to your hair not jeans! And I don't want you to lose a clip in that bush on my head and I don't want to walk around looking like a fag and smelling like an auntie.

I am dead as of the moment that comment was posted.