I'm all *censored* up as of this moment on.

Actually it's been like this ever since. But hey, can't I make a statement? It's my space, ain't it? I don't owe anyone shit.

You know it hits you when :

1. you're as broke as a pauper,
2. you can't buy shit (like the latest games, that chic shirt, bracelets for your girl, condoms, etc) because you're a pauper,
3. you're stuck in a sickening job,
4. you have a tendency to have problems with authority due to point 3,
5. the authority from point 3 has a problem with you,
6. your girl thinks you're full of shit,
7. you're still procrastinating about taking up that degree,
8. everyone else is somewhere else,
9. and that somewhere else tends to be less shitty than yours,
10. your PC is all screwed (as much as you are) and is officially dead (which you should be now, you sorry, self-piteuos, conceited prick),
11. you can't download shit because of point 7,
12. and your pirate balls will be clamped legit, just because if you do so...
13. ...you won't wanna be going to jail because of that,
14. your best friend is still your PS2,
15. you still suck at Resident Evil 4,
16. you haven't been laid in a week.

There. 16 reasons why my life sucks. Before you troll on about how everyone has their own problems, let me tell you that I DON'T GIVE A FLYING *censored* about their shit. Not like I expect anyone to be bothered with mine. Don't start with that quarter-life crisis shit either.

Laugh like the deranged hyena you are, you bigot.

Done? Now go away.