Chronological order of a day in shambles :

- Missed bus therefore missed train and am ultimately late without breakfast
- Discovered loss of ATM card (again)
- Discovered forgot to draw money yesterday and am therefore penniless
- New shoe making its mark on my feeble ankle
- Limping like a cripple to work
- Got splattered by unidentified viscuous liquids from surrounding foliage on way to office building (coincidentally I was the only one in that spot which meant no one else kena-ed and also because I was "crippled" I couldn't siam in time. TMD.)
- Made my way to bank to replace ATM card only to invariably suffer mild aural tension from random middle-aged female's incessant ramblings about the bank's waiting time
- Ended up having zero time left for lunch and therefore had to settle for Nissin Chu Qian Yi Ding's XO instant noodles and 3 pieces of Tim Tam
- Newly purchased bag's magnetic button clip cracking open before splitting the magnet into two (and I swear I wasn't even using any force)
- Got caught in the rain on the way home
- By now my head was cracking open and threatening to split into two and could find no relief
- Missed dinner due to the above
-Scratched the old man's car against a lamp post whilst parallel parking and had to do an immediate op (aka crude paint job and bloody hell when I saw the parking lot number "37" I was momentarily dumbfounded cos 7 and 3 were suppose to be my lucky numbers!)
- Left my book in the car upon reaching home

By then I was so flippant about bed I could think nothing more of what had transpired.

Whatever.