... I have no air-conditioning. Rather easy to spot my flat from afar - I'm the only one in my block without the air-con central unit.

My place is an extended sauna. People walk in ample and walk out with a cellulite shortfall. Gather your perm rollers and take a seat. My family drinks Milo and Horlicks at boiling point. Someone recently pointed out that I don't perspire anymore. I had friends over for a game of Risk and they went home with a drowsy spell and wet underwear. They couldn't complain though. I can always close the windows and cut the electricity.

I have no air-con. Therefore I am not worthy. Stay away.

Sorry. Random rant. I'm still awesome though.