Nothing short of lack of sleep and a splitting headache to start the week with.

In renouncing my short attention span for today, something disturbing awoke me abruptly from my sub-conscious slumber.

[Potentially stomach-wrenching details ahead]

I felt this tiny lump in the back of my head and proceeded to extract the annoying alien object, only to discover it was a hair pore with 3 strands of grey hair stuck to it like joss sticks in an incense pot. Or to put it in a more morbid light, it felt like I was looking at a pair of siamese twins with an extra head. Perhaps this proves the urban legend that "you pluck one grey hair, three more will grow in its place" might ring true.

My head feels rather light now. That might have actually saved me some lunch money.